'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'
Lazy Days Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a lazy days advocate? Explore our collection of fun, witty, and thoughtful products designed to celebrate the art of relaxing. Perfect for those who cherish downtime, our items make lazy days even better—whether it's a cozy pillow, a humorous mug, or a comfy t-shirt. Show your appreciation for the leisurely life with gifts that match their relaxed vibe and sense of humor.
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
Lazy Octopus
Wordplay: Hibernation.
American Idle.
Cat and mouse
"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'
A Golden Non-Retriever
To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.
Catatonic
'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'
Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
Ultra-lazy sloth
'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'
"He's an indoor cat."
'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'
Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'
How the goat got square eyes.
"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"
'What does L.B.W. mean?'
Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.
'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'
'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'
"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."
Inactive wear store.
'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'
Lazy Days Advocate Gifts Collection
Lazy Days Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating lazy days. Find the perfect humorous or charming design to enjoy every relaxed sip.
Lazy Days Advocate Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows for lazy days enthusiasts. Soft and stylish, they add a touch of humor and comfort to any lounging spot.
Lazy Days Advocate Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate leisure and relaxation. Perfect for brightening up any space with a fun, laid-back vibe.
Lazy Days Advocate T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts for lazy days advocates. Comfortable and fun, they’re ideal for embracing the art of doing nothing in style.