Lazy Days Advocate Gifts

'Because you told me to run the house like a business.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"