Fan Of Lazy Days Gifts

'Leonard has hidden qualities, and they're best LEFT hidden.'

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'