Fans Of Lazy Weekends Gifts

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Crumbs of Comfort

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Inactive wear'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"That's enough exercise for one day."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'