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"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Fetch the Boomerang

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Crumbs of Comfort

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Inactive wear'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

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'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Sloth on a hammock.