Lazy Day Champion Gifts

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'If relaxing was really the secret to good gold, he'd be better than Tiger Woods.'

Spoiled Cat.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

How cats play fetch.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Inactive wear store.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'