'Marge! Do I have a will?'
Lazy Day Hero Pillows
Create the ultimate relaxation space with plush pillows that celebrate lazy days, adding comfort and a hint of humor to their favorite chill-out spots.
"Sometimes I think that your pedometer app would give better results if you strapped the phone to your arm."
A good boss is quick to spot an employee who is working within their comfort zone.
Police Feline Unit
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."
"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."
"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."
Lazy Octopus
Wordplay: Hibernation.
American Idle.
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"
"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."
Cat and mouse
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'
'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'
Catatonic
To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.
A Golden Non-Retriever
'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'
"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."
'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'
"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'
Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'
'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Lazy Day Hero Pillows Collection
Lazy Day Hero Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find more humorous and cozy designs perfect for the lazy day hero’s coffee or tea time.
Lazy Day Hero Prints
Brighten up their walls with prints that showcase the fun, relaxed spirit of the lazy day hero, perfect for any chill zone.
Lazy Day Hero T-Shirts
Looking for more casual comfort? Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the laid-back lifestyle with witty, fun designs.