Lazy Day Hero Mugs

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Sometimes I think that your pedometer app would give better results if you strapped the phone to your arm."

A good boss is quick to spot an employee who is working within their comfort zone.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Cat and mouse

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"He's an indoor cat."