Lazy Day Supporter Mugs

A Golden Non-Retriever

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'