Lazy Day Humorists Gifts

Cull people who like plastic plants.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Cat and mouse

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Inactive wear store.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"