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Cull people who like plastic plants.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Catatonic

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

How the goat got square eyes.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"