Lazy Day Activities Gifts

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Ah, business as usual.'

How the goat got square eyes.