Lazy Day Activities Pillows

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Cat and mouse

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Ultra-lazy sloth

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Ah, business as usual.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'