Lazy Days Pillows

A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

Cats invented staycations!

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Now that I work remotely, I don't do anything that remotely resembles work."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.