Lazy Day Lounging Pillows

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Man's best friends."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'