'Sorry, Tarquin can't come to the phone right now...'
Lazy Afternoon Lounger Pillows
Enhance their cozy corners with pillows that shout relaxation! Our soft, witty pillows are perfect accompaniments for lazy afternoon lounging, adding charm and comfort to any space.
'This has been our most popular chair since unemployment benefits were extended.'
The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!
'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"
"Man's best friends."
"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."
'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'
Conservation Area
"I am dressed for the job I want."
'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."
'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'
Fast Food Fly-Thru
'...and talk about lazy!'
"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."
'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'
'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'
Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.
Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.
"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"
The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath
"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."
"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."
"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"
Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.
"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."
"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."
'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'
Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.
"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"
Mexican Dog
Counting Booze bruises
Lazy Afternoon Lounger Pillows Collection
Lazy Afternoon Lounger Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate leisure? Explore our collection of mugs perfect for lazy afternoon lounging and add some humor to their relaxing routine.
Lazy Afternoon Lounger Prints
Decorate their space with prints that embrace relaxation and humor. Discover art that captures the spirit of a perfect lazy day.
Lazy Afternoon Lounger T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the lounging enthusiast in your life. Comfortable, witty, and ideal for relaxed days, our collection will bring a smile to their face.