Lazy Sunday Lounger Pillows

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Mexican Dog

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Counting Booze bruises

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Rest distracted by moles.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Well played, sir.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'My dietitian told me to do something about my weight.....'

Floating

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"