Lazy Sunday Lover Pillows

"I'm having a pajama day."

TV dinner

A good start for home-improvements would be an eviction order for someone.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'I'm not asking for the world...but couldn't you at least run the dishwasher while I'm out jumping over the moon?'

'Not too keen on walkies today, eh?'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Conservation Area

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."