Lazy Sunday Lover Pillows

"I'm having a pajama day."

TV dinner

A good start for home-improvements would be an eviction order for someone.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'I'm not asking for the world...but couldn't you at least run the dishwasher while I'm out jumping over the moon?'

'Not too keen on walkies today, eh?'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Conservation Area

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'