Lazy Sunday Pillows

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

The Sunday Mob

Helping Hand

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."