Lazy Sundays Advocate Pillows

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Environmental Sloth.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I'm having a pajama day."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Ultra-lazy sloth

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Exercise vs Laxative.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

Woman walking sausage dog.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

Olympics Couch.

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"When good hamsters go bad."