Lazy Sundays Advocate Mugs

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Environmental Sloth.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm having a pajama day."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Olympics Couch.

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

"I'm worried about him, he's been binge hate-watching for three straight days, now!"

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.

"When good hamsters go bad."

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."