Lazy Sunday Expert Mugs

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I'm having a pajama day."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

Inactive wear store.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

The Procrastinatorium.

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"We've lost the remote."