Lazy Sunday Admirer Mugs

"Why not walk outside, get on your bike, ride to the store, buy some milk, and bring it back home?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Love me?"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"What are we doing today?"