Lazy Sunday Admirer Prints

"Why not walk outside, get on your bike, ride to the store, buy some milk, and bring it back home?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Love me?"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"What are we doing today?"

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.