Lazy Sunday Experts Mugs

Lionel had a lazy eye.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Couch potato.

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

Crumbs of Comfort

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Woman walking sausage dog.

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'