Lazy Sunday Experts Pillows

Lionel had a lazy eye.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm having a pajama day."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Exercise vs Laxative.

Crumbs of Comfort

Couch potato.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Woman walking sausage dog.

The Stay Put Marshmallow man

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."