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How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Inactive wear store.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

The Procrastinatorium.

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."