Lazy Sunday Fan Pillows

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Housewife: Out of Order.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

'Inactive wear'

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

"I think my couch potatoes have evolved."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."