Lazy Sunday Fan Pillows

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I'm having a pajama day."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Housewife: Out of Order.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Inactive wear'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."