He doesn't seem to give a hoot.
Lazy Day Relaxer Gifts
If relaxing and enjoying a lazy day is your vibe, discover our playful collection designed to enhance your downtime. From comfy pillows to amusing mugs, these items are ideal for anyone who values rest and leisure. Add a touch of humor and warmth to your relaxation routine or gift your favorite lazy day lover something special that celebrates the art of doing nothing.
Police Feline Unit
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."
"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
Lazy Octopus
"Man's best friends."
"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."
American Idle.
Cat and mouse
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'
Catatonic
To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.
'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'
"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."
'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."
'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'
Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...
'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'
"He's an indoor cat."
Lazy Day Relaxer Gifts Collection
Lazy Day Relaxer Mugs
Discover our full collection of lazy day mugs and find the perfect humorous or cozy design to brighten your mornings.
Lazy Day Relaxer Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to accentuate your relaxation space—fun, comfy, and full of lazy day charm.
Lazy Day Relaxer Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate calm and leisure, and add a playful touch to your home decor.
Lazy Day Relaxer T-Shirts
Explore our range of relaxed, witty t-shirts that celebrate the joy of lazy days and slow living with style.