Lazy Day Strategist Pillows

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

A Golden Non-Retriever

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Idle parts

'Ah, business as usual.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'