Lazy Afternoon Admirer Gifts

"Love me?"

'Some morning glory! She doesn't get up till noon!'

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat and mouse

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Conservation Area

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ah, business as usual.'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

Inactive wear store.