Lazy Day Lovers Gifts

'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"I'm working from home today. Wake me if any elk wander in."

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"That's enough exercise for one day."

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'The closest thing to precious stones he's ever had is kidney stones.'

Lazy weather report ('...look out your window...').

"I'm a genetically modified couch potato."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'He'll get tired after about twenty throws...then we can go back to licking ourselves.'

'He's the only thing around here that doesn't need a surge protector!'

Obese man on workout chair.

"Hibernation's over, Liam, football's started again!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Man's best friends."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Cat and mouse

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.