Sunday Leisure Gifts

The Sunday Mob

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Sunbathers.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man fishing with large bait

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I love this time of day."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'She'll never look for me here.'