Enjoying Leisure Gifts

I'm Retired, And Your Not!

'Why don't you go running after it?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man fishing with large bait

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I love this time of day."