Enjoying Leisure Gifts

I'm Retired, And Your Not!

'Why don't you go running after it?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Fresh pepper?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I love this time of day."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man fishing with large bait

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'