Life Of Leisure Gifts

French wine

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I AM at my usual position."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Cat in a flap

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I love this time of day."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Man fishing with large bait

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."