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French wine

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"I AM at my usual position."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Cat in a flap

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I love this time of day."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.