Modern Leisure Lover T-Shirts

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Tunnel of TV

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Table tennis.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'