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Tunnel of TV

Golfing Boss

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Cat in a flap

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Uptight End"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Loofah Lady

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Fine. And you?'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

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