Retirement Leisure Seeker T-Shirts

Alf wondered if he was getting too old for golf.

Golfing Boss

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat in a flap

"It feels good to unwind..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I love this time of day."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Loofah Lady

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Fine. And you?'

Tunnel of TV

Gone Bookkeepin'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa