Retirement Leisure Seeker Mugs

Alf wondered if he was getting too old for golf.

Golfing Boss

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Cat in a flap

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Uptight End"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Tunnel of TV

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Fine. And you?'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Loofah Lady

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."