Retirement Leisure Mugs

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Church for sports worshipers.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'That was fun!'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Pilot with champagne.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Sunbathers.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I love this time of day."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Man fishing with large bait

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.