Retirement Relaxation Mugs

'Since retiring, Bill's become a light beer drinker - it gets light, he starts drinking beer.'

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Lady of the Cake.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Not that net!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Ahhh...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

On holiday.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'That was fun!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"