Relaxation Mugs

Waiting for the Sun

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

"It's New York. It wants you back."

How to put a cat in cat in a box

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Shall we join the ladies?"

Spring Training

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"I'm tired."

Who said romance is dead?

The Weekend

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

Fulfilment Centre.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"Maybe I don't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink..."

A man ignores a cacophony and eats a sandwich.

A spiders web crossword

An email finds you

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

"With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."