Relaxation T-Shirts

Waiting for the Sun

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

"It's New York. It wants you back."

How to put a cat in cat in a box

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Shall we join the ladies?"

Spring Training

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"I'm tired."

The Weekend

Who said romance is dead?

Fulfilment Centre.

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"Maybe I don't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink..."

A spiders web crossword

"Right now, I'm between naps."

A man ignores a cacophony and eats a sandwich.

An email finds you

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

"With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"

Life-Work Balance.

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.