Relaxation Realist T-Shirts

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Ahhh...'

On holiday.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'That was fun!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Surfing the daily stress

"Tommy!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Sauvignon Bonk

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."