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'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'The doctor DID tell me to stop and smell the roses.'

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

'I'm still stressed out.'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Self help acupuncture

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Hiding the electronics.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"She's late for her stress management course."

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's improv night."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

The Colonel at home.

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'