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"It's New York. It wants you back."

Self help acupuncture

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Hiding the electronics.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

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'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

Creative napping

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Wearing bras in 2020.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

The Colonel at home.

Crumbs of Comfort

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'I'm still stressed out.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

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'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Retireee sits at desk on beach

Beard, socks and sandals.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.