Relaxation Rebels Mugs

"It's New York. It wants you back."

Self help acupuncture

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Hiding the electronics.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"She's late for her stress management course."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Creative napping

Wearing bras in 2020.

The Colonel at home.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'I'm still stressed out.'

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Crumbs of Comfort

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Retireee sits at desk on beach

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'