Relaxation Renegade T-Shirts

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Hiding the electronics.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Queen of Upcycling!

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Music Freak.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'I'm still stressed out.'

Female Dominance.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Exams

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Complaints (just kidding).

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'I play it to kill time.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

'Pay back time on the ranch'