Relaxed Renegades T-Shirts

"Whenever they low, I get high."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Hiding the electronics.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"Declared Victory Garden"

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

Shouting.

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

"You do realize that I'm retired too?"

Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.