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The 'Jesse James' retirement plan for procrastinators.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Hiding the electronics.

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Music Freak.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

'Pay back time on the ranch'

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

Cluster Catastrophe

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

'I think my work here is done.'

Unusual Retirement Plans

Old man with straw in gin.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."